I was supposed to type in the word “funny”, but I don’t think it was one appropriate thing to describe whatevers running  in my head.

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Today is the last day of my work week, 21st of May of the year 2010 at 1:06 in the afternoon. After a heavy midday meal that rewarded my stomach with abnormal swelling (Read: Bloated), suddenly last night’s thoughts came to me in cold shivers of fear that even the cold air wafting throughout our office is no match to what I experienced yesterday — in the middle of the night.

As a routine, it ‘s always a good thing to keep a large bottle of mineral H20 drink beside my bed handy. As

1. H20 is the only readily available drink at home when the moon comes out, and
2. I suffer from a mild cronic crisis of thirst/hunger during midnight.

Anyways. Just when I thought my precious mineral drink was just around the corner of my bed, its heinous disappearance proved me wrong!

For some shameless reasons I secretly hate to tell anyone or you: I kept looking, but of course to no avail. After cyber stalking for a few hours, I decided to squint my eyes away from the screen for a minute to get some drink but it was also when I looked beside my bed that I realized my precious water bottle was gone. Completely GONE!

With my insanity I had plenty of horrible things to go through my brain and you could just imagine what ball time I had scaring myself off shitless; jogging around my room into a mess of zigzags + devoting all my energy as I scrambled to find it!

Only to find nothing but my long-lost hairclip.

And with much exhaustion, I slept at around 3AM late. How very wonderful.

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So it dawned on me: piercely slay my skin to remind myself of reality.

Pinching it in lazy ways however, did not help.

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Then I said to myself in a trivial way,

Sid this is a very ridiculous time that you go about inventing things inside your head, more so pathetically forming paranormal-ish thoughts that involve things that reeks — that if the man up there has been watching you on an enlarged TV screen, he might have fallen down on a soft grassy area on earth or in your head (to make you gising), from much laughing out loud. And then say with a mild mocking voice, “Girl, kaloka ka.”

But I digress.

“Where the heck ba did that hateful water-filled bottle go?”

Then I remembered, my newest found fear: ALIENS. XD So much so that even the slightest sound disturbs me. Now my water bottle had been GONE.

I know it’s ridiculous, but the moment I thought of aliens last night, I started asking myself these questions:

My brain damn near exploded.

Ah, aliens.

I guess, that’s what happens when you watch this vid: The 4th kind + you’re having too much caffeine. XD

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Today in the morning, when I woke up, the bottle was back.

~siD